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[Voice / Action]
Hey there, Luceti! Name's Zack. Just wanna toss in the usual mention to newcomers that the local bar, Good Spirits, is in the plaza, and it's pretty much always open if you're in need of a little something to take the edge off. We serve more than booze, so don't worry if you're underage. I run the place, along with Shizuo and the lovely ladies Buffy and Meryl. Feel free to stop by anytime!
[Filtered to Haruhi]
Just checking in to see if you've got the details for the Brave Vesperia job. Yuri's back, so he'll probably be taking over soon, but I figure I may as well handle this one first.
[AND WITH THAT DONE... Since Cloud's arrival, Zack has been giving some serious thought to his weaponry. With Cloud trying to stake his claim on the Buster sword, and Zack needing some way to break the tension, it's probably about time to make a peace offering. First things first, though- he heads over to the weapon shop to visit a blacksmith. After that, he'll head to Cloud's apartment, Buster sword in hand.
Feel free to bump into him wherever! Alternatively, use this as a mingling bar post. IT IS QUITE OPEN I SAY.]
[Filtered to Haruhi]
Just checking in to see if you've got the details for the Brave Vesperia job. Yuri's back, so he'll probably be taking over soon, but I figure I may as well handle this one first.
[AND WITH THAT DONE... Since Cloud's arrival, Zack has been giving some serious thought to his weaponry. With Cloud trying to stake his claim on the Buster sword, and Zack needing some way to break the tension, it's probably about time to make a peace offering. First things first, though- he heads over to the weapon shop to visit a blacksmith. After that, he'll head to Cloud's apartment, Buster sword in hand.
Feel free to bump into him wherever! Alternatively, use this as a mingling bar post. IT IS QUITE OPEN I SAY.]
[Action]
He remembers most of the steps, but... ]
Hey, Zack, do you remember how to start a blowjob?
[Action]
After blinking once and giving Shizuo a sort of "did I just hear you right" stare, Yuri looks over at Zack in confusion and horror. What kind of business are you running here sir and do I want to consider associating myself with you because what. what.]
[Action]
Easy one, man. Irish cream and amaretto, remember?
[Action]
[ MIXING THE DRINK. He leans over the countertop, looking around - oh, there the guy is. He jumps over and wanders off. ]
[Action]
... Uh ...
[Should he leave? Maybe he should leave. But he didn't even get his drink yet--
Oh god, does he have to specify that he only wants a drink and nothing else? Wait, this place isn't like that, right? That was probably just some drink name or something, it's not like ...
...
What's even happening here anymore
[Action]
There you go. Anything else I can do for ya?
[Action]
Zack.
Are you not seeing the abject horror on Yuri's face right now.
He looks like he just saw a ghost.
Several ghosts.
A ghost parade.
And all the ghosts were Cloud in drag.
He's not even sure if he wants this drink anymore. In fact, he's just going to look away really, really awkwardly.]
Um, n-no. I'm ... fine. Thanks.
[Action] 1/3 I think
[Action]
.....
.....
Pffffffffffffft he thinks-]
[Action] yep 3/3
Laughing now.
A lot.]
[Action] 1/2
Why is he laughing.]
[Action] 2/2
YEAH WELL----]
H-Hey, what're you laughing at me for?!
[YOU DIDN'T MAKE THINGS CLEAR FOR HIM, SO YOU'RE GETTING YELLED AT YOU TERRIBLE FRIEND YOU]
[Action]
[Action]
he just
all of his hate
all of it]
Sh-shut up already!
[LOOKING. AWAY. He is so close to just getting up and leaving.]
[Action]
..... did he miss something here. ]
[Action] 1/3
H-hey, Shizuo. Yuri here doesn't want a blow jo-
[Action]
HE CAN'T EVEN
HE'S LOSING IT AGAIN-]
[Action]
Yeah he's down. On the floor.]
[Action]
WELP. He's standing up, making a sharp turn, and storming right out of the place. He doesn't care if he looks like a kid who just got denied candy -- HE WON'T BE ABUSED LIKE THIS OKAY.]
[Action]
[ ...........
................
...............
Shizuo calmly rips one of the bolted down tables from it's place in the floor, ignoring the scream of metal straining and wood snapping.
And now he's CHUCKING IT. ]
[Action] 1/2
[Action]
[That's the only sound Yuri Lowell is able to make
... before the thrown table knocks him through the bar doors and outside.]
[Action]
He should probably. Um. Get up. And check on Yuri.
As soon as he stops laughing.
Yep. Any minute now.]
[Action]
[Action]
NICE OF YOU COCKS TO CHECK ON HIM. REALLY. HE'S JUST FINE. GETS HIT BY TABLES ALL THE TIME.
... God he is never coming back to this bar again. Zack, you owe him an apology letter and a goddamn cake. SIX CAKES.
... He'll be getting up and leaving. Slowly. Eventually.]
[Action]