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Hey, Cloud, I've headed home with some of the laundry, and I'm gonna bring fresh clothes for the kids in case we're at the clinic for much longer. You need anything?

And no housewife cracks. You'd have done it too.

Thanks to everyone who's been helping us out. It's nice that things are finally starting to settle down a bit. ....Though I'm not gonna hold my breath on it, either.

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Yeah, but I don't mind a lack of boobs. Cloud has issues about that.

Besides, he's my best friend. Even if he could top me... ew.

You're just being stubborn.

C'mon. A boy that pretty, and you'v never even considered it? You two are practically married as it is, all you gotta do now is get him in the sack. The Zacksack.

That is so disturbing.

I bet if the situations were different you'd consider it.

Like how?

Liiiiiiike...if you were at a different RP, maybe. I mean, I'll say this, your brotherly thing here is really fucking cute, but DAYUM you guys make a hot couple anyhow.

RP? What the hell?

Don't worry about it.

Listen, could you just...I don't know, try to seduce him, just once? I know it's totally against the policy me and Akai laid down, but you never see you two get played out correctly anywhere else. Cloud always turns into this crying uke and you become either this flawless knight in shining armor or this lame angsty emo whore.

...... You want me to try and seduce my best friend.

Yeah.

Actually, I think you'd find it hilarious. In retrospect, maybe.

Alcohol might help. Watch out for that, though, you're a lightweight now.

I'm more afraid of the fact that Tifa might kill me.

So you're saying other than that, you'd go for it.

.... I didn't say that.

I've never seen you so squeamish. Is Cloud really that nasty?

You know he's right here with me, right? He's kind of offended.

...Wait what!? Spike!!

I-I'm not squeamish! I just have issues about--

....Rrgh. This is ridiculous.

...ISSUES. I gotta hear this.

That is not what I meant!!

But I'm curious now.

Too bad, it's confidential.

Pleeeeeease? I do you a favor~

I'm kinda wary of asking you to do me a favour.

I'm honest! I haven't lied to you once.

C'mon, it'll be fine, I swear. I know I'm a bitch sometimes but I'll be nice, I promise.

Uh.

No.

That's really cold, y'know.

You'll forgive me because I'm beautiful.