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Hey, Cloud, I've headed home with some of the laundry, and I'm gonna bring fresh clothes for the kids in case we're at the clinic for much longer. You need anything?

And no housewife cracks. You'd have done it too.

Thanks to everyone who's been helping us out. It's nice that things are finally starting to settle down a bit. ....Though I'm not gonna hold my breath on it, either.

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...... You want me to try and seduce my best friend.

Yeah.

Actually, I think you'd find it hilarious. In retrospect, maybe.

Alcohol might help. Watch out for that, though, you're a lightweight now.

I'm more afraid of the fact that Tifa might kill me.

So you're saying other than that, you'd go for it.

.... I didn't say that.

I've never seen you so squeamish. Is Cloud really that nasty?

You know he's right here with me, right? He's kind of offended.

...Wait what!? Spike!!

I-I'm not squeamish! I just have issues about--

....Rrgh. This is ridiculous.

...ISSUES. I gotta hear this.

That is not what I meant!!

But I'm curious now.

Too bad, it's confidential.

Pleeeeeease? I do you a favor~

I'm kinda wary of asking you to do me a favour.

I'm honest! I haven't lied to you once.

C'mon, it'll be fine, I swear. I know I'm a bitch sometimes but I'll be nice, I promise.

Uh.

No.

That's really cold, y'know.

You'll forgive me because I'm beautiful.

No, I don't think so.

I think I will just plot nasty things to do to your buddy in the meantime. Luckily, I already have a very IC and very well-thought-out excuse.

....Wait what.

Peace out yo.

WAIT WHAT.

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