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Whew! It's hard work settling in newcomers. Guess I never really thought about it, but the house wasn't really ready to take in two more... ah well, it worked out alright. Sigmund, Edward, just lemme know if you need anything else. It'll be a few days before I head over to Clo-

...What the--

Hey, I wasn't done with that! Gimme five seconds, I'll--

[A scuffle.]

PUT ME DOWN, GODDAMMIT.

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...Who the hell are you?

Cloud. I'd say pleasure to meet you, but obviously it's n-

OW GODDAMMIT ZACK THAT WAS MY EYE

..... Um.

[More struggling, and then Cloud sounds vaguely winded and extremely irritated. Zack is shrieking in the background.]

Sorry, I kidnapped your host. I'm sure you and...Sigmund, was it? I'm sure you'll be fine.

...Oh.

........ Lord Sigmund.

Lord of?

He-

...What?

What is he lord of?

....He... he's the Liberator! That's reason enough to be called a lord!

What's a Liberator?

Sweet Veros.

The Liberator is a hero! He's cutting the chains on the moon that have enslaved our land and freeing the people from the tyranny of the Order of Chains!

There's no Order of Chains here.

I know that. But he's still Lord Sigmund.

Well, if he does something that makes me respect him that much, I'll call him Lord day and night. Until then, he'll have to stick with just his name or mister.

.....

... Why did you kidnap him?

Because he's slow as hell.

That makes no sense.

He's moving in with me, but certain...circumstances have cropped up so instead of moving in with me eventually, he's doing it right now.

[Probably some indignant screeching in the background here.]

... It doesn't sound like he wants to go.

What a terrible shame.

In that case, you must stop at once!

Well, we all have to suffer injustices in this world. He should feel lucky that it's in his favor for once.

... You're a very confusing person.

I get that a lot.

Take care- Edward, I guess you are. Let us know if you need anything.

[Voice]

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