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[fairly]

Hey, everyone, ears here!

I'm thinking that Good Spirits could really use some new options for what we serve here. Best way to keep a place alive is to stir things up, right? So I had a thought- I bet lots of worlds out there have different drinks that you can't find anywhere else, really unique mixes. Hell, even Luceti has a few now, right? Like Going Merry.

So basically I'd like it if we could get some drinks from other worlds mixed here! It doesn't have to be alcohol, either, anything's good. We can serve all kinds of stuff!

[Sup, world, guess who's trying to distract himself from his suddenly-missing co-worker? You should totally come to visit the bar and help out. ...Oh, and the bar menu really does need an expansion, so there's that, too.

And if the bar isn't what floats your boat, feel free to run into Zack on his way to or from Good Spirits, too.]

Comments

[goldenglasses]

[Vash sits at the bar drinking a scotch and thinks over that little announcement.]

Hmmm, I think you have all the drinks I know Gunsmoke has. But if you want a new drink! I could grab a few bottles and just throw them together! AHAHAHA! [Yup, someone is already getting a little tipsy.]

[wingenvy]

Hahaha, that might work if we keep track of what you do, but you have to drink it if you try!

[Indulging the drunk man? Maybe a little.]

[goldenglasses]

Okay! I will make the best drink you've ever tasted!

[wingenvy]

Hop on over to this side and go crazy, then. I'm kinda curious now.

[And there's not really anyone else around, sooo.]

[goldenglasses]

Alright then! [And by hop you meant fall right? As Vash attempts to hop over, but ends up on his head on the other side.] HEY! The bottles are upside down!

[wingenvy]

[Oh yeah, this looks promising.]

Are you sure? [Peering over. Guess who else is upside down, Vash? Oh, sorry, "Steve".]

[goldenglasses]

Yeah! It's strange! There must be an experiment or something going on! [He says as he tips over and sits upright.] Hey! Everything back to normal now!

[wingenvy]

Go figure. [Man, just how drunk is this guy? Zack leans back on the bar counter, amused and ready to watch a good show. Though if bottles start breaking it'll be a short one.]

[goldenglasses]

[Luckily no broken bottles, but Zack better be looking closely if he seriously wants to remember what Vash is coming up with. As he quickly grabbing pouring and reaching for something new with the other hand.]

[wingenvy]

[Whoa, okay. He has a decent memory but it isn't that good. So after struggling to read the first few ingredients Vash tosses in, Zack gives up and just watches, because... huh. That's going to be one heck of a drink there.

It's almost scary, actually. What the heck is it going to taste like...?]

[goldenglasses]

[Well, Vash at least remembers he should probably stop when the glass is about to overflow?]

Ahahahah! There you are! A Gunsmoke special! [Yes, he forgot the part where he's suppose to taste it, not you.]

[wingenvy]

[Ohgod it is a monster. Zack eyes it suspiciously, wondering if even a SOLDIER could survive downing that. Good grief.]

Well... uh. You should probably give it a try to see how it tastes before you serve it!

1/4

[goldenglasses]

Oh! Okay! [And because Vash's brain has checked out and even he's forgotten just what he's put in there he picks the drink up. Thankfully some of it sloshes out of the glass and all over his hand, but it's still not enough as he tosses the drink back and takes a nice long drink.]

2/4

[goldenglasses]

3/4

[goldenglasses]

[OH GOD IT BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURNS!]

4/4

[goldenglasses]

[Suddenly Vash's eyes are watering like mad and he's chocking as he attempts to breath.]

Why would you serve me something like that?! [Who ever made that? Must be Zack. Worst. Bartender. EVER!]

[wingenvy]

[Oh god that was pretty damned funny, even with the mess he made.]

What, it doesn't taste good?

1/3

[goldenglasses]

It's awful and it burns!

2/3

[goldenglasses]

[...]

[goldenglasses]

I guess it really IS a Gunsmoke special! [Excuse him while he laughs at his own joke.]

[wingenvy]

[LOL.]

So what's Gunsmoke? Where you're from?

[goldenglasses]

Yeah! That's my planet! It's all desert so very hot and dry! Makes a man thirsty! [And he's going to try to take another drink out of that glass. Are you evil enough to let him do it?]

[wingenvy]

Sounds downright miserable. The area around Gold Saucer is like that, I hear, but I've never been.

[....Well... maybe just evil enough. He did blame Zack for drinking it, after all, so it's a teensy bit of earned revenge.]

So, Gunsmoke Special, huh? Think it's worthy of the menu?

[Because he seriously doubts any sane (or sober) person would drink that monster.]

[goldenglasses]

Gunsmoke Special? What's that? [And taking a loooooooong drink.]

[goldenglasses]

[Bleck! Blah! ACK! ICK! And his eyes water again.] What IS this drink! It's horrible!