[Voice / Action]

[fairly]

Never a dull moment in this place, huh.

Well, the bar's still open! Don't try to drown your sorrows or anything though, okay? That's no way to deal with what just happened.


[Locked to Buffy and Meryl]

Hey Buffy, Meryl, got a question. There's a guy who came to Luceti a few months ago, Shizuo- he fell on the fountain, if you were around for that. He wants to work at the bar, and I said it'd be okay if he worked during my shifts. If you guys don't mind, I mean- let me know if it's a problem.


[Locked to Shizuo]

Hey, Shizuo, feel like working tonight? I'd like to talk.


[Zack'll be chilling out in Good Spirits for a good chunk of today, and he's really looking to socialize for a distraction, so COME SOCIALIZE. Yes.]

Comments

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[herotypical]

Can't argue with gaining a lunchable coworker. [ even if she is quietly off the market. ] We're gonna end up as the bar known for its very attractive staff. Not such a bad thing.

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[wingenvy]

I like the sound of that! We can't let Seventh Heaven win at that competition, then!

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[herotypical]

For the record? I do draw the line at uniforms.

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[wingenvy]

Aww, but you just made me the boss! If I can't lord over you and make you wear something embarrassing then what's the point of being in charge?

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[herotypical]

That's called workplace harassment, Mister Fair.

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[wingenvy]

I prefer to call it "under new management".

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[herotypical]

I could agree with a uniform so long as that uniform involved anything from Buffy Summers' closet. That's a uniform I could get behind.

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[wingenvy]

That's great for you, but what about me and Shizuo? I'm pretty sure we won't fit in that.

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[herotypical]

Not my fault everyone else in this place is too tall.

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[wingenvy]

I know, we could all dress as SOLDIERs! It's a really comfortable uniform!

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[herotypical]

I dunno, Zack. What if they mistake us for some kind of gang bar?

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[wingenvy]

Gangs don't wear uniforms! They wear tough outfits and carry weapons and shout slang at cops! [KNOWS A LOT OF GANGS THIS ONE. ...Okay maybe just terrorists.]

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[herotypical]

But...matching bandannas.

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[wingenvy]

Huh? Bandannas? Who wears matching bandannas?

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[herotypical]

Gangs do! Street gangs! The kind that lurk in alleys and wait to beat you up and take your purse.

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[wingenvy]

So... if we get uniforms without bandannas, no one will mistake us for a gang bar, then?

[Colour him confused, apparently.]

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[herotypical]

Or we could just avoid uniforms altogether.

[ hopefully. but with a hint of fun enough to press home the fact that this is one big chain yank. ]

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[wingenvy]

Heh... nah, no uniforms. Like I said, I'm not the boss of you guys. Wear whatever you want.