[ let it not be said that buffy summers can't give cheek in the middle of an emotional crisis. ]

Readiness isn't exactly the issue. I mean -- honestly? I'm a pretty accomplished coper. But I've had this extra-generous offer for co-vacationing out by the beach which will be lovely even if it isn't really beach weather. And...well? It coinciding with the horribleness of the last ten days isn't such a bad coincidence at all. I'll be back in a few with my very bestest barmaid hat firmly in place.

[ a beat. ] Only the hat will be metaphorical.